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Almost a decade ago, BPEC was strictly a facility for training elite horses for many disciplines and boarding horses. It was a small ranch that was not too well known. When Mr. Clark died at 60 years of a heart attack, the ranch was given through the will to Nick Clark, the eldest child in the family of two other siblings. He began to work out of pocket and loans to redo the ranch and make what was just a training and boarding facility into that and a riding school...the only one in 300 hundred miles radius. The students can be 5 - 17 and can take anything from dressage, jumping, cross country, pleasure, equitation, saddle seat, cutting, reigning, penning, roping and others. 8/6/07 - SITE IS NOW OPEN!!! Please join. There have been lots of changes. Any suggestions, please PM the admin. Thanks and welcome!
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« Result #1 on Mar 12, 2009, 8:32pm »
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« Result #2 on Mar 12, 2009, 8:32pm »
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« Result #3 on Mar 12, 2009, 8:14pm »
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« Result #4 on Mar 12, 2009, 8:14pm »
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